WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"The Heir Quotes' first effort, Suckcessor, was a commercial failure, but the band felt entitled to one, final album. Bankrolled by the parents of lead vocalist, Sindy Scion, 1983's I "Earned" This was an expensive, self-indulgent middle finger to the music industry. The trust-fund trio would go on to inherit a poor reputation...and a family fortune."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering!
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label