WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"In 1985, faith-based metalheads, Stryper, took religious rock to the flocks, but the God Damn Christians never ascended. Crucified by the critics, Question Nothing went straight to the media section in Goodwills, regionwide. While G.D.C. persisted, releasing three more LPs: Predator & Pray, Resurrect THIS! and, Hell? Oh, I Must Be Going, the trilogy of albums was deemed partly ambitious, but wholly shit."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label