WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"If you blinked in 1998, you missed The Stares. They had the looks, but this no-frills trio would never see long-term success. Shortly after wrapping up the Leer Pressure tour, two of the founding members perished in a tragic lasik mishap."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label