WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Maybe it was the single, sequined sock. Or his pseudo dance move, the moon-mosey. Or the fact that he was a feathered-blonde white kid from Wichita, Kansas...but Germane never achieved relevance. Capitalizing on another, more famous Jackson, GJ relied on confused or illiterate fans to fill seats. Ironically, 1984's Aproposer was a suitable, pertinent end to this posturing fraud's career."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label