Top 10 Signs You’re No Longer Punk AF…
10 - Your combat boots have orthopedic insoles.
9 - Your niece refers to as you Auntie Establishment
8 - You have a bumper sticker of Calvin peeing in a urinal.
7 - This past year alone, you’ve gotten five tattoos…removed.
6 - Less body slam. More body pillows.
5 - The only Black Flag in your house kills hornets from 20 feet away.
4 - Your latest piercing is a new notch in your belt.
3 - Goodbye, mosh pit. Hello ball pit!
2 - You hang out with posers…in hot yoga class.
1 - Your motorcycle has four wheels, three rows of seats and also it’s a minivan.
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