WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Arial & The Bad Fonts became a lowercase favorite on college radio in the late 90s after their power-quirky EP, Hobophobia!, gave us the now-classic singles, Etched in Papyrus and Italic Stallion. Their sophomore release, Zero Impact, had exactly that, and the band split up. The Bad Fonts continued touring, sans Arial, and still appear everywhere."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
**As seen in the 2020 horror flick, Ten Minutes to Midnight...
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label