Mock Band Tees - JOHNNY SEXIST - Shirt
Mock Band Tees - JOHNNY SEXIST - Shirt
Mock Band Tees - JOHNNY SEXIST - Shirt
Mock Band Tees - JOHNNY SEXIST - Shirt
Mock Band Tees - JOHNNY SEXIST - Shirt
MB #09 - JOHNNY SEXIST
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MB #09 - JOHNNY SEXIST

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WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:

"1980's High Heels & Pregnant was a sure sign of growth for a maturing Johnny after 1979’s Womanipulator, but the public wasn’t convinced. Their final effort, Male Chauvin-ish, was more head-shaking than head-banging, so these avant-garde Neanderthals took a tour bus back to their caves."

Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!

**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering!

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton 
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label