WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Blurry, grainy concert footage is the only remaining proof that Spurious George ever existed. A curiosity to critics, the band never truly believed in themselves and vanished after 1987’s Origin of the Specious was dismissed as "bogus and disingenuous." SG resurfaced briefly with Fake it 'til Yer Naked in 1995, then slipped back into permanent hibernation following 2001's Big Shoes to Phil."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label