WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"They may have had the only drummer in the industry with a 20-minute rim-shot solo, but the band had a Sirius problem from the start. Dubbed a "comic-guitarist" by critics, Lee's hacky antics kept them limited to open mics and the occasional opening spot. Snap. Crackle. Womp. was a self-fulfilling failure, but SLTF would record several albums before retiring, including, Heckler Skelter, Tag...You're Shit, and Rule of Thee."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label