WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"If only J&T had learned to pace themselves, they might've had a shot alongside Beth Orton and Juliana Hatfield at Lilith Fair. Drunk off the success of 1991's Elixher, the folk duo separated to pursue solo efforts, but few fans could stomach Jenn or Tonic on their own."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label