WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Constricted vocals; creepy stage presence; Tall Dark Stranglers were a hard act to swallow. They squeezed out 1983's Bad News Good Noose before singer, Eddie Garrote, lost his confidence and metaphorically choked to death on stage."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering!
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit