WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Banned from church basements coast to coast, Buck Schott and his Low Lifes got a sobering dose of reality when their 1985 debut, 13th Steppin' Fool, was dismissed by critics as "just plain wrong." With songs like, '10 Gallons of Gaslighting' and 'One Year Chip on my Shoulder', the creepy trio fell off the charts, the radar and the wagon."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering!
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label