WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"1980's High Heels & Pregnant was a sure sign of growth for a maturing Johnny after 1979’s Womanipulator, but the public wasn’t convinced. Their final effort, Male Chauvin-ish, was more head-shaking than head-banging, so these avant-garde Neanderthals took a tour bus back to their caves."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label