WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"There's no nice way to describe The Euphemistics. These vocally-challenged and partially-proficient musicians packed their pre-owned van and played to crowd-challenged venues in economically disadvantaged cities everywhere. Ideal for the aurally-challanged, their sole album, Put You Down, was immediately put out to pasture."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label