WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"The Long Walks began their brief stroll through the punk annals with the promising, 1976 EP, Short Peers, then bit off more than they could chew with their follow-up, Indulge Meander; a 3-hour shouted-word album accompanied by slide-whistle and mic feedback."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label