WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"If Jim Morrison & Randy Rhodes started a band in the afterlife, they would sound like Blizzard Rain. Loud and complicated. Rain gained a flurry of interest with their first release, Fight or Flight Delayed, but 1981's Survivalin' Stinks! would be their second and final effort after all four members developed crippling studio-fright."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label