WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Just after Thomas Dolby went blind from science, but just before radio reeked of teen gusto, The Keyboard Stiffs took their unique brand of lazy-pop on the road, but never took it seriously. Too late for its time, "Ennui & Ivory" had a familiar, tedious sound and was quickly muted by 1991's grunge invasion."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label