WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs!
ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:
"Influenced by The Replacements, these loose cannons came under fire after 2002's Denimerican Icon showed a narrow margin of interest. With no way out of their contract, Blue Jean Hackman would bite the bullet and record one final album, Lex Offenders, which was a bridge too far for record execs. Hoosiers."
Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!
**TRIM FIT! AVOID RETURNS...Check this CHART and SIZE UP!**
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton
.: Light fabric
.: Premium fit
.: Tear away label